Happy Birthday, Howler. Unfortunately, hate to be the one to break it to ya', but your warranty runs out today. Big 40! I remember it well..... ok, not so well it was too frickin' long ago. 40 is freakin' old. The upside..... well, before you know it you can order off the senior citizen menu and Denny's.
One tip from another old person. Move your tv to the bathroom, that way you don't have to walk so far to take a *. In fact if you position the tv just right, you can sit on the toilet all day and never miss a thing, if ya' get my meaning!
Cups up! Have a happy! Try to only fall down on soft surfaces, and always remember. When life hands out lemons, it's tequila time!
Whysper

There are two kinds of people in this world, and I'm not one of them.